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Journal Entry: Sat Sep 15, 2012, 4:15 PM

This is serious, you guys.

It's been a while since I've written a journal.

Some of you already know that I work at the hospital, and I've been doing so for about five years now. My job mainly consists of billing insurance companies, filing, making the occasional trip to the morgue (creepy as all fuck), dealing with angry patients, and seeing pretty much all the shit that goes down around here (pun intended - I work in gastroenterology!).

Right now I want to talk about a startling trend I've noticed over the years.

This may come as a surprise to some of you, but one of the "more common than it should be" reasons that people visit my work is because...
how do I put this lightly
Because they shoved something up their ass, and then couldn't get it out by themselves.

The most recent case of this involved a guy and a wrench. His story is that he... ahem... "fell" on it. It had to be surgically removed.
The x-rays are INCREDIBLE by the way.

I just want to say that if you ever find yourself thinking, "Hey, I should shove a wrench up my ass!" You need to SIT THE FUCK DOWN.

Because it's way less embarrassing to just go and purchase a special something meant for your butthole than it is to have to go to the hospital to have something surgically removed from your butthole.


That is all.


DDs that I have suggested:
Friends Forever by Andantonius frost_troops1 by Saito00 FFIX: Legends of Gaia by Rueme TMNT vs Zombies: Raphael by pinkhavok

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  • Mood: Disbelief
  • Drinking: Coffee



Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
United States
California|Female|25 (subject to change at any moment!...except for the female part.)

I am not a serious artist. Drawing is my hobby, and I'm constantly experimenting with different styles and working to get better! I'm friendly most of the time and I like to make people laugh. If you visit my page, feel free to drop a line or two!

Drawing, writing, music, horror movies, margaritas, and chillin'.
Straight white dudes with a victim complex.
Other Miscellaneous Information:
Agnostic. Moderate. Coffee addict.

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